lb no slepy bad was played on 2005-04-05 at 7:02 a.m.:

i've been instructed by landa, who is currently in honors tutorial, that i need to write, or rather type the funny goings on of this morning. hence why i'm on here and she isn't. muaha. first let me give some background as to why the hilarity ensues.
for the past two weeks..no..more since before spring break, we have been oing to sleep dangeriously late, rather very early inthe morning. nad i know ur thinking..well it was break it was all fine..and yes yes it was all well and good. but we didn't stop there. for the past week and day i have been getting 5 hrs of sleep a night. those of you who know me, know that i always abide by the rule that if it isn't "8 or 12" it doesn't do me any good. i still abide by this and that is why i'm so fucking fun to be around. i'm tired. but me tired is like giving me a case and a half of wine coolers and saying.."i'm just going to go poop for two hrs now...bye.." and leaving me there with the delicious state -altering refreshment. so this is what happened this morning. oh and feel special bc i'm cutting into my piano time to write this...:: mumbles:: ungrateful bastards...

6:oo am my alarm goes off and i'm silently cursing ben franklin. resets alarm for 6:10
6:10 am i get up..or rather i tell myself i will get up as i almost fall out of my bed trying to stand. don't ask me the logic of this statement. u have to see my bed to get it.
6:20 doing my hair. bc its purdyful
6:25 downstairs watching the news to try to see what the weather will be so i'm not fucking hot or cold all day long. (yesterday...ah..uh later)i decide oh stretch comfy jeans thou art my saviour, and my laser tag shirt. with flip flops.
6:35 puting on make up..ie concealer bc i know i will be rubbing my eye alot today so eyeliner or mascara will be fruitless
6:38 landa texts me that she is on her way. i'm tired damn it. i respond the conversation starting "yea" and she responds be there in three minutes.
6:40 i'm outside waiting like the good transportee that i am and thinking.."wow three minutes is a loooong time"
6:43..ish she is at my driveway
elsbe: wow that was a long three minutes to which she responds..
landa: yea there was a slow car in of me...
which is her excuse for everything that is wrong or bad .."where's ur homework?" .." uh i'm sorry.there was a bastard going really slow down 69 this morning..." yea for everything.
6:45 elsbe: i want u to repeat this to urself every fucking tuesday....'for elsbe so loved the landa that she gave up her only available two hrs of sleep so that she will not have to go 'the place' alone and may live.'
landa thinks this is hifuckinglarious. i'm just saying what i ever popped outta my mouth.
6:47 we're talking about what time we both went to bed and i said i went at about 12:30 bc mom was talking to me... recapping hte events of last night..
mom: elsbe? why do i wait up for u? (its 12:15am and we're both in our beds)
me: so we can have these lovely 12am conversations
mom: exactly.....ramble ramble
elsbe: mo..m...gotta go..to.be..d.. zzzzz
mom:huh? oh uh night!
elsbe: zzzzzzzz

again landa thiking this is hilarious and tells me that i am to have her lap top to write these fun things down. yay.
6:55 elsbe: me being tired is like me being drunk..and the result is the hell entitled.."elsbenosleepbad"
landa: oh shit i forgot my pencil!
elsbe: u can use mine
landa: k (as we walk in the building landa turns to go to class as igo down the stairs) elsbe pencil!
elsbe: u lie! that isn't my name silly! ::giggle:: (clumslity stops at stair and grabs pencil
now when ever landa forget her pencil i give her my pink pencil. i hate pink. ..and when she has to use it.. it is called "the pink pencil of shame" bc she also hates pink. i know it sounds mean..making her use that hot pink pencil..but the kid as got to learn sometime.

7:28 here i am writing this and almost done. i'm very sleepy. kyle just lewaped down to the pit and is here talking to me and i think i jsut offended him bc i read him the "so elsbe so loved the world..etc." yea great. how many ppl can i piss off today in my deluded state.
7:36 talking to kyle about bush. fun stuff...and then south park.uh
7:38 kyle leaps up the stairs bc he hears voices. nice.
7:39 think i will go bc i still have to work on piano and voice. dammit.

oh yesterday we had a performance that shitler....hahahah i meant shetler..pardon my retared fingers...didn't tell us about until sunday night. so ihad to wear my "sexy shirt" in the 85 degree heat. yea. ppl did tell mei looked nice though. i hate wearing prissy girls clothes..comfy is best...or so i have learned in my 20 is years of life.however if ihave to wear them..goth and sexy work best:)

oh and jess already put me on the program that i'm singing at her wedding. yea i know this is a yay situation upon first hearing..but as of right now..and bc she is lazy,we have no ORGANIST!!!! so i'm all set to sing shuberts "ave maria" acappela. yea no. so i'm on her ass trying to get her to get an organist..or she will regret that i have vocal talent. yea be afraid.
7:44 landa will be outta class soon andi can't believe i wrote this much. wow. so yea i gotta go practice. byyyyeee!

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